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Prime System Den

Greetings

You can call me Prime. I'm a multifaceted creature with many modes of being.

This site is meant to be primarily a nexus to link to other places I'm present on the net, but I'll probably try to host writing and other works by myself on the site.


What's a Fox Thing?

A fox thing is something that looks like a fox, but maybe isn't. Maybe it's a fox that's sort of wolf shaped, or maybe it's a wolf that's sort of fox coloured. Sometimes it's a dragon and it's blue, right? But that's fine. You don't really have to question the fox thing. You just have to trust that the fox thing is going to reliably do fox stuff at least 75% of the time. Fox things include stuff like:
  • Yipping
  • Yapping
  • Going "Geck geck geck geck AAAAAHHHH!
  • Drinking too much coffee after taking their methylphenidate
  • Handing you a song, never talking to you about it
  • Burrowing in the dirt
  • Doing that pouncing thing
  • General Dissociation
  • That Pouncing Thing

    A fox pouncing into the snow. He's getting gummy worms